The Blackness

I just ate an entire can of black beans…for dinner.

And I f-ing loved it. I don’t know what it is. Pinto? You’re better refried. Kidney? You’re name is KIDNEY…nasty! Go hump other kidney beans in the sex stew that is chili. Garbanzo? You’re gross unless you’re simmered for hours in some broth made by Jesus. Lima? Get the fuck outta here, you suck in every way that suck can suck.  So, probably the absolute shortest blog post on earth, but suffice to say…when you go black, you never go back.